THE ACTS:
This is what's left...

The Depressionist, Sol Lipschitz. Guaranteed to make any happy occasion oppressively sad, Al prides himself on his optimistic outlook. He has attempted suicide several times.

Mentalist, Kusamech The Great. A strange visitor from the East...Village, this amazing performer, using the power he did not ask for, will astound all as he intimately probes an audience's member.

Lion Tamer, Claude Scrotum. An indescribable performer who nightly risks his life for your amusement. (No animals are harmed during this performance. No such luck for humans!)

Dildo The Clown. This Saturday morning favorite of children of all ages returns to delight audiences with his penis.

Blues Legend, Two Dick Willie. There have been many Blues Legends. VOIDEVILLE presents the first Blues Myth!

El Blado! A knife-throwing act like none you've ever seen. (NOTE: JOB OPENING - Assistant needed.)

Monsieur Dex TerritÈ. From what's left of France, this incredible performer is the surviving juggler in the world. Sad, but true.

Harry Blackstoned. He's black. He's stoned. A magician sans excellence, he will leave even the most indifferent audience...different.

The Three Assholes. Don't miss them! The highlight of the evening! (WARNING: strobe lights, religious images and bodily fluids will be used in this performance.)

Jeff & Charlie. This comedy team can get laughs at a funeral. And has. They have appeared before audiences all over the subway system.

The Man With One Red Ball, Jeff Seal. A man with a red ball and the courage and skill to use it.

GUEST STARS

Miss Exotic World, Julie Atlas Muz. One of the most acclaimed and prolific conceptual performers and choreographers in New York, Julie sucker punches the boundaries between performance art, dance and burlesque with dark, twisted, come-hither performances that have secured her place in the underworld of nightlife as well as the bastion of the art world.

The Bitter Poet, Kevin Draine. Like a carnival blowing through your neighborhood dive bar, The Bitter Poet has performed his wild downtown latenight show at New York City's Cucaracha Warehouse Theater, Fez Under Time Cafe, The Knitting Factory, Westbeth Theater Center, Arlene Grocery and many more.

Dirty Folksinger, Jessica Delfino. Jessica Delfino is a filthy stand-up comedian who also sings dirty folk rock. The Onion called her "a cross between Redd Foxx and Jewel." Which half is the shitty poet half? You decide. High Times named her "Unsigned Band of the Week" a few months ago, and she's been smoking pot in celebration and acting all aloof to her friends ever since.

Burlesque Queen, Howlin' Vic. Howlin' Vic is an internationally known performance artist, actress, playwright, and improviser. She regularly traverses the worlds of performance art, burlesque and vaudeville navigating the sacred and profane.

Drag Legend, Lavinia Co-op. Trained at The London School of Contemporary Dance, Lavinia became a founding member of the critically acclaimed troupe THE BLOOLIPS. He appeared in the Obie Award-winning Lust in Space, Sticky Buns, Get-Hur and The Island of Lost Shoes in which The New York Times hailed Lavinia as "a wonderfully eccentric comedian and mime".

Ukelele Specialist, D'yan Forest. 72 year old D'yan Forest sings delightful ditties accompanied by herself on ukulele. She relates amusing anecdotes about her life in a warm-hearted and ingratiatingly sweet manner. She will leave you shocked, dismayed and sick from laughter. You might never look at grandma the same way again!

Mad Russian, Ivan Lenin. Ivan Lenin is a songwriter, musician and actor living in New York. His purpose is to spread the Gospel of Revolution to the People and re-educate the People with glorious songs. Ivan rocks harder than your babushka.